braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

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shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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rachiigoesrawr:

How to make a salad - x

notwifi:

when one of your relatives gets you clothing for christmas

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proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

ernoji:

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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