large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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greed:

i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 

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